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January 22, 2012
by jim
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Sticky Orange Cinnamon Rolls

This recipe is from Andrew McLaughan, the pastry chef at Coyote Cafe in Santa Fe. I’ve wanted to make them for some time. This is one of those breakfast treats that hardly makes it to the restaurant guests because the staff ambushes the rolls as they come out of the oven. I used a bread machine to escape the mixing and working the dough.

Ingredients:
1/2 cup lukewarm milk
2 T sugar
2 tsp active yeast
2 eggs
1/2 cup butter, softened
2 cups flour
1/4 tsp salt

Orange Spread
3/4 cup butter, softened
2 T honey
2 T freshly squeezed orange juice
1 T orange zest
1 T ground cinnamon

1/2 cup toasted almonds or pecans

  • In a bowl, mix together the milk and sugar, then sprinkle yeast over the mix and let sit 2 minutes.
  • mix in eggs, butter and dry ingredients.
  • Mix with dough hook or knead by hand for 3-4 minutes. Dough should be slightly sticky. (Mine wasn’t when it came out of the bread machine. Rather than work flour into it so it was less sticky, I just went with it).
  • Transfer to an oiled bowl, cover, and let rise 40 minutes.
  • cream orange spread ingredients together.
  • Turn the dough out on a well floured surface and roll out into a rectangle about 1/4″ thick.
  • With a spatula, spread half the orange spread on the dough and sprinkle with the toasted nuts.
  • Line a baking dish with foil (I used a 9×13) and spread the remaining orange mix over the foil.
  • Beginning with the long bottom edge, roll up the dough like a jelly roll and Pinckney the seam together to seal.
  • With a serrated knife, cut the dough into six rolls and space them evenly in the pan.
  • Cover with plastic wrap and let sit for 40 minutes. (By this time, my dough was so tacky it barely rolled and I basically got clumps of dough.)
  • Place a baking stone in the oven and preheat to 375 degrees.
  • Bake for 30 to 35 minutes or until the spread in the pan is bubbling and dark and the rolls are dark.
  • Let cool 5 minutes in the pan. Place another pan over the rolls and invert the pan so the rolls are resting in the second pan and the orange spread is on top of them. Remove the foil and serve.

January 11, 2012
by jim
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And in the Useless Sham Appearance Category the winner is:

Update: Over at the marvelous Tiny Cat Pants, commentors have suggested it may be $2.84 a month, which brings the effect on my income and wealth into a whole new world. I might be able go buy one tank of gas a year with the savings. Boy, does my financial stablility now seem rock solid, or what?

Regrettably, I still think the legislature is filled with persons of highly suspect connections to reality. Thirty bucks a year won’t do squat to improve anyone’s situation and if the legslature or the governor believes it will, they’re too full of crap to be able to see straight. I propose abolishing them both, legislature and governor.

We’ve probably got three or four boatloads of laws on the books now, and that should suit us for a while to give us enough ime to figure out and develop an alternative. We can decided on new laws by monthly referendums or something.

I know a bunch of state employees and they’re all very nice people and fully capable of delivering services without the legislature or the governor around. They can still run things and keep the machinery and services moving while we vote out the details. That’s participative democracy. We don’t need a bicameral legislative body if it’s not useful. After all, every penny we cut from it means more services for us, right?

Tennessee Governor Bill Haslam has proposed reducing the tax burden on us poor Tennesseans, dropping the sales tax rate on groveries to help us deal better with this down economy.

He wants to drop the state portion of the sales tax from 5.5% to 5% over 3 years. That will save the average Tennessean (according to AP) a whopping $2.84 a year. Woo Hoo! Or maybe I should say whoopie shit. He actually said “That’s the only way to really touch every Tennessean in a significant way.”

Governor, get a fucking dictionary and actually look up significant. You might want to substitute piss ant instead.

House Minority Leader Craig Fitzhugh said he agreed with the efforts to reduce the both taxes, but noted that “far and away the one that has the most effect is the food tax.”

It’s no wonder people think politicians have no clue if they think giving back less than $3 will have big effects. They’re useless.

Note: I don’t like to cuss a lot here, but, as Mark Twain once said, sometimes it’s the only way to get the right feeling in the words.

January 11, 2012
by jim
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Colbert

Stephen Colbert has a wonderful way with words (or his writers do). When describing what Mitt Romney did while at Bain Capital:

taking them over, firing their workforce, and then chopping them up into pieces to sell at the highest bidder, with no regard for the lives destroyed.
While there are lots and lots of small business owners out there who would never dream of doing something like that, it’s not the same in “big business.” That’s the focus on the dollar sign that distinguishes big business practices from small business practices. When liberals think of the private sector taking charge of things, they are looking at big businesses, which do on occasion need restraint because they’ve traded their common sense and common decency for a balance sheet.

Link to the Colbert video.

January 4, 2012
by jim
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Bourbon Pecan Chicken

Serves 8

1/2 cup finely chopped pecans
1/2 cup bread crumbs
1egg, beaten
8 boneless, skinless breast halves
1/4 cup butter or margarine (clarified if you use butter)
1/4 cup Dijon mustard (I used brown)
1/4 cup brown sugar
3 T bourbon
2 T soy sauce
1tsp Worcestershire Sauce
3/4 cups stick butter or margarine
1/2 cup green onions, sliced in rounds or slivers

Mix pecans and bread crumbs in large bowl. Dip chicken in egg then roll in pecan mix and fry in clarified butter. Cook until browned on both sides and chicken is done (about 10 mins per side).
In saucepan, combine mustard, brown sugar, bourbon, soy sauce and Worcestershire sauce. Whisk together until it is smooth and simmer while chicken cooks. Cut up the 3/4 cups of stick butter or margarine and whisk slowly into sauce. Remove sauce from heat.

Put chicken in serving dish and pour sauce over it. Scatter green onions oath the top and serve.

From the All Recipes iPhone app. Excellent.

December 26, 2011
by jim
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For Want of a Nail

You’ve heard that old proverb. It starts off a long chain of connected things that happen because of a missing nail.

The crux of it is that little things matter, sometimes even more than the big things. I’ve been reading Steve Jobs’ bio, and it really reinforces this concept. The tiniest of details, carried through an entire product, make the difference in how that product is viewed. Apple carries it to the entire experience, even how the packaging itself looks and works, how the stores look and operate, it’s all planned out In detail. That painful attention to detail in every aspect drives Apple product design and it’s led them inescapably to where they are now.

For years, other companies and industries have tried to do something similar. The auto industry is full of companies that seem to put forth that added effort. And also full of companies that did that and failed to keep it up. VW was like that once. The original Beetle was lots of things, but it was also totally reliable. The new Beetle wasn’t. By the time it was released, VW made cars that weren’t as qualitatively superior any more. They were still decent cars, but they were plagued with issues.

I think Honda is on the same path now. Our first and second Hondas were good cars, both Civics. But time has moved on and even Consumer Reports has failed to recommend the new Civics any more. My Fit is the same way. Honda has cut corners here and there and the result is that the level of quality, the experience of ownership, has lessened significantly. Mechanically, it’s probably as excellent a car as any I’ve owned. The engine and transmission will probably last over a quarter of a million miles. Easily. How they arranged the back seats so they provide huge amounts of storage room and flexibility are good design features. But I won’t buy another one. They’re cheaply done now. The difference shows up in the small details and it is they. Hat reinforce cheapness and inferior quality that takes the shine from the H on the hood.

I rest my left arm on the door next to the glass. In the two prior Hondas we owned, that area was plastic or vinyl and the door panels below that were vinyl or cloth. But that area where higher wear should be expected was a material designed to handle the wear. In the Fit, they’re cloth right up to the window. After 60,000 miles on my car, it’s showing wear there. The fabric’s become worn down and it’s shiny. It’s poor design and poor quality and not representative of the Honda of prior years.

I’ve owned a lot of cars in my lifetime and, since I tend to keep my cars a long time, I’ve seen lots of things wear out. Take floor mats for example. I recall one of my old cars where I wore out the floor mats and had to replace them where my heels dug in. The original mats that came with it were thin rubber ones and I bought thicker replacement mats once the rubber ones wore out. But it was after about 150,000 miles or so. The floor mats in the Fit – thick carpeted ones -have worn out in 60,000 miles – almost all the way through. If I replace them, Honda only sells a full set that includes both front and back.

None of these are big things but they create a perception in the owner (me) of inferiority. Perceptions are not reality, of course. The perception of poor quality does not mean my car will deteriorate quickly. The reality is that car quality over the decades has increased significantly and my car will be comparable. But it never will be as good as it might have been. My perception is that it’s not worth as much as it should be (and worth less on resale because of the diminished quality). My expectations were higher based on my previous Honda experience and that expectation and my perception of it drive my experience. Reality does not.

December 19, 2011
by jim
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Saab Has Filed for Bankruptcy

After six decades of building cars capable of taking on the coldest winters, Saab has filed for bankruptcy. Known originally for their quirky two-cycle engines that sounded as much like popcorn poppers as they did cars, Saab looks like it may be about to bite the dust. After years of ownership and poor management by GM, Saab hasn’t been able to find a backer to help them stay afloat.

December 5, 2011
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Ouch

Sunday was pretty outside. Despite the forecast for rain, it never happened and it was a nice day for a drive. It was the same thing in Japan too, a gorgeous day for a drive. So eleven car enthusiasts in Japan decided to go for a drive to Hiroshima. They got in their super cars ( eight Ferraris, a Lamborghini and two Mercedes) and headed off. Mind you, this is well over a million bucks worth of high end automotive luxury.

As you might expect, there was an accident. One of the Ferrari owners decided to pass the other cars, skidded into the median railing, turned sideways and then whammo, they all were damaged in the resulting pileup trying to avoid hitting the skidding car. A total of 14 cars ended up being involved in the accident. It may be the most expensive pileup ever.

December 2, 2011
by jim
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Good Economic News

The unemployment rate fell to 8.6%, the lowest it’s been in 2 1/2 years. Over 120,000 non-farm jobs were added to the economy and a total of 594.000 people found jobs.

To put that into perspective, if the economy can maintain that level of job creation and number of people going back to work, the unemployment rate will be back to the 5% level considered as full employment by February, 2020*.

 

*Yes, I did the math. Isn’t Excel wonderful?