From Car & Driver magazine (March print edition, so it’s not online yet) come new slogans for the bottom of license plates:

Alabama: COME ON IN AND GITCHA SOME
Alaska: WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SEE RUSSIA FROM HERE
Connecticut: FIRST IN LYME DISEASE
Florida: WE GOT DOZENS OF PEOPLE WHO STILL SPEAK ENGLISH
Indiana: WHERE PSOPLE ACTUALLY VOTED ON WHAT TIME IT WAS
Kansas: SOMETHING INTERESTING COULD STILL HAPPEN
Massachusetts: OUR HOBBY IS SNOBBERY AND WE LOBBY
Michigan: LAST GUY OUT, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS
Mississippi: NO IDEA WHAT HANUKKAH ACTUALLY MEANS
Montana: IT’S TRUE, WE ONLY HAVE ONE AREA CODE
Nevada: BRING ALL YOUR CRAPS TO US
New Jersey: WHERE A CONTRACT REALLY MEANS SOMETHING
New Mexico: NOT NEW AND NOT MEXICO, EITHER
New York: WE MATTER; YOU DON’T
North Dakota: IF MANITOBA MAKES A MOVE, WE’VE GOT OUR EYE ON IT
Oregon: IT HARDLY RAINED AT ALL LAST THURSDAY
Pennsylvania: WHERE JOE SIX-PACK CAN ONLY AFFORD THREE OR FOUR
South Carolina: DAMN YANKEES REALLY RIPPED US A NEW ONE
Virginia: THAT LOVERS THING? GET A ROOM, OK?
West Virginia: GREEN WITH ENVY
Wisconsin: FAITH. HOPE. COURAGE. PABST.

And in Canada:
Alberta: WHERE “STAMPEDE” MEANS “MORE BEER”
British Columbia: WE CAN’T SEE RUSSIA, EITHER
Newfoundland: WHO ELSE HAS A TOWN NAMED DILDO?
Labrador: PAPER TRAINED
Quebec: OU LA FRANCE AT L’APPALCCHIE SE SERRENT LA MAIN (Where France and Appalachia shake hands)
Saskatchewan: LIKE KANSAS BUT WITH MORE SYLLABLES