It’s good that some of the administration are at least starting to think outside of the box (and why did someone ever build that box anyway? It’s got to be really big to contain all the people in there, but I digress.) but I’d like Ray LaHood to do a little more thinking, thanks.

Ray has talked to the media about taxing cars not based on a gas tax but based on a miles driven tax. I have multiple concerns about this idea. (Fortunately, so does Barack, so the whole discussion is academic, but still…) 

First, the gub’mint isn’t going to stick a GPS unit on my car to track how many miles I drive, period. That’s none of their business even if (as sadly happens to be the case) I never go anywhere controversial or interesting. I don’t trust them to just keep track of the miles.

Second, although I am sure I can be trusted to tell the government the truth about how many miles I’ve driven on my tax returns (he says, as he blushes), there are probably others who won’t be as honest as I am.

Third, I have spent years and years driving cars that get in excess of 30 MPG because I care and now my taxes are going to be the same as some asshole driving a Hummer? I don’t think so. Not. ever. going. to. happen.

Fourth, since my car was built before any such devil devices were created, how do they think I’m going to latch onto one of them gadgets? Are they going to buy me a new car to replace every one we’ve got? I doubt it, although that would probably do more to help the economy than anything. So if I decide to only buy old cars from now on, do I get out of this tax? Tax avoidance is not illegal.

Of course, I see some thinking going on because if car companies start slipping electric cars onto the roads, the taxes taken in from gas taxes will decline sharply. And there’s never enough money in governmental coffers to keep the roads fixed. After all, our roads are pretty good, but the section of I-65N south of Briley can still jar your teeth.