I always wished I’d thought to buy up a few choice domain names, like pizza.com or ford.com or some such before the, uh, corporate giants thought of doing it, but I also know many of them go ahead and buy up variations of their name to insulate themselves from less desirable businesses parking there (as in whitehouse.com, which is a porn site versus whitehouse.gov which isn’t) but it seems that google has bought up most of the variants you’d think of (and not think of), like google4kids, googleauction, googlerotic, gmailsucks, gmailblows, googlepoo, fuckengoogle, omgoogle, googleporn, sexogoogle and goooooooooooooooooogle but one of the most interesting ones they own is thesecretofburritos. What are they not telling us about the common burrito? Perhaps it’s not just a burrito after all.

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