I feel a mixture of pity and disgust for the owner, especially one of the H2s which get high single-digit mileage on a good day if they’re coasting downhill. I know full well they don’t really care what I think, but there you have it. Since it’s all about me, screw them.

News flash: they’re not selling well. June sales of all Hummers (even the one they refer to as the baby, the H3, with “good” mileage) are down a staggering 59.3% over last year and GM itself is down 18.5%. The combo of a sucky economy (sucky is a technical term we economists use to mean an economy that doesn’t meet the Phil Valentine definition of a recession, but is one anyway) and gas prices through the roof are finally accomplishing what common sense couldn’t – the impending collapse of yet another GM division.

GM is doing better than other automakers, though. They are featuring a 72 hour sale promotion that’s apparently going to last for a week or so. If they can’t tell time, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Sources: freep, Jalopnik