I have no words
Posted by jimAug 26
According to the latest spam email I just trashed, Brittney Spears has been attacked by her pet pineapple.
Aug 26
According to the latest spam email I just trashed, Brittney Spears has been attacked by her pet pineapple.
One comment
Comment by democommie on August 26, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Jim:
That’s the problem with pineapples. Everybody thinks they look cute in the supermarket so they bring them home and then go, like, “how the hell do you fix oneathem things?”. So they forget about it on top of the reefer and go off to work and before you know it the thing is calling out for Chinese, watching porn on cable and jacking your phone bill with “900″ calls. All of this foolishness could be avoided if you just paid the extra to have the nice sadist at the store “core” it. Coreless pineapples are, like, lobotomized and they con’t have sexual urges–or any other kind.